Dear Writer’s Block,
Welcome back, my friend. I haven’t seen you in quite a while. How have you been?
As you know, the first round of papers and projects have come (and for some, has gone). There is nothing more satisfying in the world than finishing that last sentence, adding that last period, doing that one last save and export as PDF. But sometimes, those finishing touch moments don’t come, all thanks to you.
What do you mean, you ask? Well, Writer’s Block, you’re well aware of your talent for showing up during this time of the semester. Especially for people who have Capstone or Thesis papers to write, you’ve made yourself comfortable, haven’t you? Visiting in the middle of the night just as I’ve gathered my textbooks and novels and highlighters and postits. You’ve come just as I set down my cold coffee and popped open my glowing laptop.
Ah, yes, the Writers Block. There are things that happen when one feels a Writer’s Block come around. Every moment in the shower, on the bus, on the train, is devoted to trying to resolve a problem.
How do I start this paper?
What should my proposal be about?
This proposal isn’t working!
Is this due next Tuesday? Monday? Friday?
I have no idea what I want to write about.
What am I gonna do?
I guess I should do an outline.
Maybe I’ll do the outline later.
I’m just going to go browse Forever21.com now…
This idea isn’t that great, but I can’t think of anything else.
I’m 2 pages short.
I’m a paragraph short.
I’m literally a sentence short of hitting the minimum page requirement.
I’m just going to go internet shopping because I don’t know what else to do.
It’s about time that finals comes upon us, the rush of assignments before Thanksgiving and the dump of exams after it. Writer’s Block… why?
Stressed College Student
P.S. I’m going to figure out what to do with you, Writer’s Block. Just you wait…
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